| Welcome to the GOD 1.0 Tech Support Page. | | | | Q. I have GOD 1.0, but it's not doing all the things |
| GOD 1.0 is the only operating system you'll ever | | | | I was told it would do. |
| need. It's universal, self-healing and infinitely | | | | A. While the GOD 1.0 OS can, and does, work |
| adaptable. It is available in all languages and | | | | miracles, the GIGO principle (Garbage In, Garbage |
| functions on all hardware configurations. GOD 1.0 | | | | Out) still applies. Without the required input, the |
| automatically upgrades as needed to keep up with | | | | GOD 1.0 system will not be able to function |
| your growth and awareness and is guaranteed to | | | | properly. Reassess your user-end functions and |
| improve your functioning, productivity, quality of | | | | try a different set of behaviors, thought patterns, |
| life and networking programs from the moment | | | | motives and/or expectation parameters. |
| you install it. | | | | Beware of fraudulent or corrupted copies of GOD |
| While we at GOD 1.0 firmly believe that this | | | | 1.0. Many of these are unstable and even |
| operating system is the best and most intuitive | | | | dangerous to your system. From our research |
| OS in the world, we realize that some people | | | | we have determined that the following file |
| may need assistance optimizing their usage. Please | | | | extensions may indicate a possible fake or |
| browse our troubleshooting FAQ below to find | | | | corrupted copy of GOD 1.0 on your hardware: |
| answers to some of the more common problems | | | | .greed.power.luv (be careful - the .love file |
| we've run into, or send us a knee-mail letting us | | | | extension is an authentic GOD 1.0 assignment. The |
| know how we can help you optimize your GOD | | | | .luv extension is a bastardization of .love and is far |
| 1.0 package today! Don't spend another day in the | | | | less stable, with a tendency to fail under stressful |
| dark - get GOD 1.0 today! | | | | conditions).hate.fear |
| Q. I have installed GOD 1.0 and would like to | | | | Q. A virus infiltrated my system and now GOD |
| optimize my usage/connection/settings. | | | | 1.0 is functioning erratically/slowly/haltingly. |
| A. Congratulations on attaining the finest operating | | | | A. One common problem that users of the GOD |
| system in the known Universe. As you may have | | | | 1.0 system experience involves memetic viruses |
| noticed, GOD 1.0 comes with many built in | | | | (false beliefs, misunderstandings, corrupt power |
| settings, options and functions, not all of which | | | | sources, etc.) that cause the GOD 1.0 system to |
| may have been fully activated when you first | | | | operate at less than its full capacity. If you feel |
| installed the system. In many cases, if GOD 1.0 | | | | that you have encountered one of these |
| isn't functioning as promised, the problem is simply | | | | powerful viruses and that it is restricting your |
| that the user doesn't realize the truly awe-inspiring | | | | usage of the GOD 1.0 OS, you have a few |
| possibilities that fully integrating the system into | | | | options. |
| their lives can bring, and are thus using GOD 1.0 at | | | | You can try to remove the virus yourself by |
| less than its maximal capacity. | | | | continually running authentic and self-healing GOD |
| Please note: contrary to rumor, using the GOD 1.0 | | | | 1.0 programs and systems, which will eventually |
| OS at full power will not harm your systems. | | | | overwrite the bad code. This method is slow, but |
| Although it is true that the fully activated OS is | | | | effective. However, the biggest concern is that in |
| extremely powerful and has capabilities far in | | | | the case of a severe "infection" the user may not |
| excess of normal usage parameters, GOD 1.0 has | | | | be able to tell GOD 1.0 systems from the corrupt |
| been carefully designed to function safely and | | | | versions. See the list of suspect file extensions |
| smoothly at all levels. Enjoy your new system - | | | | above to help you with that issue. |
| and remember to spend some time exploring the | | | | A second option is to have a fellow GOD 1.0 user |
| hidden files. We've included lots of goodies in there | | | | run the overwrite for you from a remote |
| for adventuresome users! | | | | terminal. This method of "intercessory prayer" |
| Q. I have installed GOD 1.0, but I'm not sure if I'm | | | | reformatting has shown good results, providing |
| using it correctly. Does it come with a "readme" | | | | the two systems are networked strongly enough. |
| file or manual? | | | | However, even if the damaged system's user is |
| A. Absolutely. GOD 1.0 is fully documented by | | | | completely unaware of the process and has |
| primary-source manuals as well as a vast library | | | | isolated their systems from outside influence, |
| of user-written cheat-sheets, usage guides, and | | | | "intercessory prayer" reformatting can still have a |
| work-arounds that can help you get the most out | | | | truly remarkable result if kept up for a long |
| of your system, including dealing with glitches and | | | | enough period of time and in a focused manner. |
| bugs (although GOD 1.0 itself is free of bugs, | | | | Although we are not entirely sure, this process |
| some systems may experience issues with | | | | seems to operate in a manner similar to electrical |
| conflicting software applications until GOD 1.0 | | | | induction - the energy level of the "pray-er" |
| overwrites the bad code). | | | | directly affecting the energy level of the |
| We strongly suggest that you consult the manual | | | | "pray-ee" with no direct connection. As they say, |
| that is appropriate for your socio-cultural platform. | | | | GOD 1.0 does work in mysterious ways. |
| These are widely available in nearly all languages | | | | The third, and most effective, option is to stop in |
| and in nearly all deliverability formats: audio, video, | | | | at any of our millions of local outlets for a full |
| textual and through spoken word performances. | | | | re-install of the GOD 1.0 OS. It's quick, it's free |
| If your hardware is advanced enough and you are | | | | and it's very effective. |
| open to receiving on a very high bandwidth, you | | | | Q. How can I get GOD 1.0? |
| may even be able to intuit many of your manual's | | | | A. Getting the GOD 1.0 operating system is as |
| basic frameworks directly. Visit a local outlet | | | | easy as stepping into one of our millions of local |
| service center near you for a personal | | | | outlets and asking for a copy. GOD 1.0 is free and |
| consultation on how you can optimize your | | | | available anywhere its users are found. You do |
| system for peak operation. | | | | not need to go to an outlet to get a copy, |
| Q. I had a bad systems crash and now I can't | | | | however - just ask any user and they are |
| seem to access GOD 1.0. I know it's on my | | | | generally more than happy to share their version. |
| system somewhere, but I can't seem to locate it | | | | Just be sure to stop by our outlets at some point |
| no matter where I look. | | | | to ensure that the copy you received does not |
| A. A massive systems crash, such as might | | | | contain any bugs, alterations or viruses. |
| follow a major life event, a serious illness or a | | | | Also available at our outlets are free user |
| crisis of faith, can make it difficult to relocate the | | | | workshops and classes that can teach you how |
| GOD 1.0 OS on your system. DO NOT WORRY! | | | | to get the best out of your system, as well as |
| GOD 1.0 is an infinitely regenerating operating | | | | usergroups that you can join to share the joy and |
| system - you cannot damage or lose the GOD | | | | the fun of GOD 1.0 live networking and multiplayer |
| 1.0 OS, no matter how complete or long-lasting | | | | games and projects. Don't forget to pick up a |
| your crash. | | | | manual while you're there! |
| To find and reboot the OS, simply begin a daily | | | | Q. How can I join the GOD 1.0 family? |
| search application by finding some quiet time alone | | | | A. If you've had GOD 1.0 long enough to decide |
| to remember what your system was like before | | | | that you would like to join the team, stop by any |
| the crash. Bring to mind all the times that the | | | | of our outlets. The users there will be happy to |
| GOD 1.0 brought you joy and peace of mind, then | | | | answer all of your questions and offer instructions |
| use that memory to focus and strengthen your | | | | and advice on how to continue. You'll probably be |
| search. The more you think about the system | | | | asked to reflect on whether you'd prefer to be in |
| and test out your programs on it, the more it will | | | | sales and marketing, spoken word or other |
| self-restore until finally the system is up and | | | | manual format distribution, administrative support |
| running like new. | | | | services or tech support. But don't worry - you |
| If you are worried that your old GOD 1.0 will not | | | | can always change your mind and try something |
| work properly on your new and possibly | | | | new whenever you wish. |
| drastically altered hardware configuration, | | | | We thank you for having the vision and faith to |
| remember that GOD 1.0 is an infinitely adaptable | | | | try GOD 1.0 and we wish you a long and uplifting |
| OS, and that even though it seems like much has | | | | experience with your new universal operating |
| changed, your GOD 1.0 was designed to function | | | | system. Please let us know how we can help you. |
| in all conditions and on all platform configurations. | | | | As with all GOD 1.0 users, we are happy to serve! |