Top Ten Ways to Deal With a Diva

e want to know what's it really like to work for aquestion, thank yourself for making it this far
diva, or anyone who is rich and famous? For thewithout either poisoning their food or pushing
most part, it's actually a lot of fun, and not full ofthem off a cliff. I commend your level of
as much drama as people think. It's terrific torestraint.
have the opportunity to work in a beautiful home2. Keep your sense of humor. Bursts of laughter
or estate; to fly on private jets; attend amazingfor no reason are a great way to relief the
parties and events; and support a celebrity intension in the room.
doing whatever they do best. It's a privilege to3. Don't take anything personally. Let everything
work for people you admire – if you reallyroll off your back. Of course, if you do this
do admire them, that is.instead going into your usual panic mode, this will
Many people look at celebrities as having no talenttotally alarm the diva and render them harmless.
and being overly demanding. True, but this4. If you can't take it anymore, speak to the one
depends on each person. Nowadays the wordperson who can do something about the situation.
celebrity is often used to describe a self-centered,Whining to your best friend is a nice start.
publicity hungry non-talent, i.e. Paris Hilton. But5. Take up kick boxing or self defense karate
celebrities are also comprised of scores ofclasses. This will prepare you for anything!
talented people from all walks of life. Celebrities6. Learn a foreign language that the diva doesn't
like Bill Gates, Al Gore, Paul McCartney, Princessunderstand and conduct all communications with
Diana, or His Holiness the Dalai Lama are famousthem in that language. Esigente di persona!
for what they've contributed to humanity. These7. Show up dressed in identical clothes as the diva.
celebrities attract people who want to work withWho's the diva now? Take that!
them precisely because of what they're famous8. Call up the diva's friends and tell them the diva
for.has invited them to a party. When they all show
Talented or not, celebrities still can be arduous onup at the house dressed to the nines at the
the people around them, especially the personnon-party with no food or alcohol in sight (heaven
closest to them: the celebrity personal assistant.forbid!), blame it on the diva's fragile state of
Over the years I've met and gotten to know amental health. Suggest they all sign a petition to
lot of assistants, and heard countless storiesget the diva committed to the closest psycho
about the divas they work for. Divas can be fromward.
all walks of life, not just celebritydom. Your9. The best way to deal with a diva is to ignore
mother-in-law, that pesky college professor, thethem.
egomaniacal girlfriend, your crazy relatives. The list10. If you've followed all the advice above (and
is endless.your diva happens to be your boss), I'd suggest
Here's a look at my top ten ways to deal with ayou start looking for another job at night and on
diva:weekends.
1. Before you begin to interact with the diva in